Yo Momma Jokes

  1. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
  2. Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, " Sorry, No Professionals."
  3. Yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
  4. Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, " What ya doin'?" She said, " Buying luggage."
  5. Yo momma so short she has to hold up the sign that says, " Don't Spit, I Can't Swim!"
  6. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
  7. Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.
  8. Yo momma so short you can see her feet in her driver's license.
  9. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, " Taxi!"
  10. Yo momma teeth are so yellow when she drinks water, it turns to lemonade. 
  11. Yo momma so dumb she stands up on an empty bus.
  12. Yo momma so fat  she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
  13. Yo momma so short she can limbo under the door.
  14. Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
  15. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for excercise.
  16. Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
  17. Yo momma so fat she went to Sea World to get baptized.