Yo Momma Jokes
- Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
- Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, " Sorry, No Professionals."
- Yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
- Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, " What ya doin'?" She said, " Buying luggage."
- Yo momma so short she has to hold up the sign that says, " Don't Spit, I Can't Swim!"
- Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
- Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.
- Yo momma so short you can see her feet in her driver's license.
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, " Taxi!"
- Yo momma teeth are so yellow when she drinks water, it turns to lemonade.
- Yo momma so dumb she stands up on an empty bus.
- Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
- Yo momma so short she can limbo under the door.
- Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
- Yo momma so fat people jog around her for excercise.
- Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
- Yo momma so fat she went to Sea World to get baptized.